Friday, December 28, 2007

On the Guild Seal

Brethren,

Recently, many have surfaced a desire to know more of the origins of this small device every member of the Order carries with him to hear or give out communications.

The Guild Seal is of my own personal commission. I had heard of such a device existing on the forefronts of the Stormwind Army and I believed it would be important for a guild such as ours to be able to communicate with eachother at all times. This of course would keep the Order together and aware of it's membership. Originally, the idea was to have a Guild Seal for the Guild Master and his officers only, but it soon became obvious to us that entire membership of the Order should be in possession of this device.

A brilliant Gnome and engineer, Springspindle Fizzlegear of the Gnomeregan Exiles took charge of producing these Guild Seals by the hundreds with his fellow engineers. He went beyond my expectations when he gave me a Guild Seal and told me of its features in his usual Gnomish jargon: an intertelepathical spriggletranslocator, a jizzlematic alarm-o-meter, a drillsprocket energizer, an autodestructocommandulation detonator, and most importantly, a bicklebockle megatranscending transemitter.

It has been ever since the beginning of the Untherian Era of the Order that we have been utilizing this Guild Seal. Any of the members of the Order who are not in possession of a Guild Seal may procure for themselves one such device at any dispensing Guild Vault.

Yours in the Light,
-Sir Bartholomeo Burlguard
Secretary.

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